I'm Jason Stackhouse, and I wanna know you.

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN. NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU. NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY. NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE. NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU!

Anonymous

Was I just rick roll’d?

Jason Jason Jason. Need to make any extra money?

heyhooker

I could use some, yeah. Why? What you got in mind?

jessica-hamby replied to your post: I gotta go find Crystal.

Or the drug.

I gotta go find Crystal.

I’m certain she was named after the champagne.

I FEEL SO BETRAYED

sam-merlotte:

jason-stackhouse:

sam-merlotte:

jason-stackhouse:

sam-merlotte:

jason-stackhouse:

eric-northman:

HOW COULD YOU SHIP ME WITH JASON
THATS LIKE SHIPPING YOURSELF WITH YOUR PET DOG

DO NOT COMPARE ME TO A PET DOG. WE AREN’T TALKING ABOUT SAM MERLOTTE, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT 100% MAN.

Hey now! For the record, I can shift into anything.

Well why the fuck don’t you?

Because people generally don’t hunt dogs. And, hey, free belly rubs.

remind me to never touch any dogs again.

Not that kind of belly rub. Try thinkin’ with your upstairs brain, sometimes, Jason.

My upstairs brain and my downstairs brain alone are both bigger than yours combined.

I FEEL SO BETRAYED

sam-merlotte:

jason-stackhouse:

sam-merlotte:

jason-stackhouse:

eric-northman:

HOW COULD YOU SHIP ME WITH JASON
THATS LIKE SHIPPING YOURSELF WITH YOUR PET DOG

DO NOT COMPARE ME TO A PET DOG. WE AREN’T TALKING ABOUT SAM MERLOTTE, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT 100% MAN.

Hey now! For the record, I can shift into anything.

Well why the fuck don’t you?

Because people generally don’t hunt dogs. And, hey, free belly rubs.

remind me to never touch any dogs again.

I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP JASON STACKHOUSE FOREVER

navigational:

jason-stackhouse:

(via navigational)

I see a problem with this because then I will never see anyone again.

BUT WE COULD GO PLACES

I COULD SHOW YOU THE WORLD

you’re god?

woah.

okay, then. Could yo make Crystal love me?

I FEEL SO BETRAYED

sam-merlotte:

jason-stackhouse:

eric-northman:

HOW COULD YOU SHIP ME WITH JASON
THATS LIKE SHIPPING YOURSELF WITH YOUR PET DOG

DO NOT COMPARE ME TO A PET DOG. WE AREN’T TALKING ABOUT SAM MERLOTTE, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT 100% MAN.

Hey now! For the record, I can shift into anything.

Well why the fuck don’t you?

I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP JASON STACKHOUSE FOREVER

(via navigational)

I see a problem with this because then I will never see anyone again.

I FEEL SO BETRAYED

eric-northman:

HOW COULD YOU SHIP ME WITH JASON
THATS LIKE SHIPPING YOURSELF WITH YOUR PET DOG

DO NOT COMPARE ME TO A PET DOG. WE AREN’T TALKING ABOUT SAM MERLOTTE, WE’RE TALKING ABOUT 100% MAN.